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Out of respect for those who figured out how to sneak two people into the restroom we have to say it. To those magicians who kept it all under an inflight blanket, you deserve the respect. To tip our hats to those who defied the odds and were seated next to someone as freaky as they are, the air must be cleared: 
Having sex in the Airbus A380 does NOT get you into the mile high club. 
The double-deck, extra wide, high volume people mover forced airports to expand their facilities to accommodate the beast when it went into commercial use in 2007. Today the plane is the caveat to low expectations and sardine-can-like accommodations of commercial flight. 
Singapore Airlines was the first to get their hands on the luxury aircraft. In addition to the culinary experience, Shower Spas and private cabins with standalone beds allow the A380 to set the bar in luxury air travel. 

Out of respect for those who figured out how to sneak two people into the restroom we have to say it. To those magicians who kept it all under an inflight blanket, you deserve the respect. To tip our hats to those who defied the odds and were seated next to someone as freaky as they are, the air must be cleared: 

Having sex in the Airbus A380 does NOT get you into the mile high club. 

The double-deck, extra wide, high volume people mover forced airports to expand their facilities to accommodate the beast when it went into commercial use in 2007. Today the plane is the caveat to low expectations and sardine-can-like accommodations of commercial flight. 

Singapore Airlines was the first to get their hands on the luxury aircraft. In addition to the culinary experience, Shower Spas and private cabins with standalone beds allow the A380 to set the bar in luxury air travel. 

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