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It’s that time of year again. Red, White, and Blue don the streets of the United States as summer is in full swing. From Seattle to Savannah and Anchorage to Atlantic City, American citizens celebrate their freedom with a brilliant display of fireworks, and a whole lot more. We have painstakingly put together a list of what we think are some cool items to compliment your Independence Day celebration. Whether with family, old friends, or new ones, we hope you have a wonderful 4th of July, Independence Day party. 
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1) USA Olympic Team baseball 2) Rawlings: let’s play catch. 3) Predator Drone: The most sophisticated firework launcher on the planet. 4) Garrett Metal Detector: There’s a recession, we need to find those gold doubloons! 5) Glock 9mm: Plastic gun, Rubber bullets…steel intentions. 6) Honey Bear Bong: Because honey, like being American, is SWEET! 7) Medicinal Marijuana: It would be awful to see the fireworks sober. 8) US olympic teams go for gold! 9) Headlamp: find your keys in the dark. 10) iPhone case: LOVE. 11) Cohiba Cuban cigars: Cause Fidel’s mostly dead anyway. 12) Bomb Pop practice for Jimmie cap. 13) GoPro: Remember it all in HD. 14) Wonder bread: Not just for feeding ducks. 15) RWB shades: Protecting your eyes from tyranny, UV Rays and flying debris. 16) POW-MIA T-Shirt: Never forgotten. 17) Classic Chevrolet pickup: To get you there. 18. PBR me ASAP: Cuz Hipster chicks are hot. 19) 57 is kinda close to 69. 20)  Johnsonville Brats: Heaven in a bun. 21) Old Glory bikini: Oh say can you see. 22) Red, white and blue Jimmie -  ATTENTION: NOT bomb pop. To be used for fireworks after the fireworks. 23) Men’s USA Flag swimwear. 24) Yellow Lab, cuz he’s just so cute and is not afraid of loud bangs. 25) Sparklers: Kids ARE pyromaniacs and love the bright lights. 26) Kingsford Charcoal: The only briquette. 27) Kingsford Lighter Fluid: Whoosh! 28) Weber Grill: MADE IN THE USA - Say no more. 29) Igloo: No global warming. 30) Ice-cold watermelon: seed spitting contest anyone? 31) John Varvatos Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars. 32)  Mortar fireworks: Direct from China for Independence Day. 33) USA Flag Beach towel: perfect for… 34) Jawbone JAMBOX: For added beats. 35)  Jimi: You can’t find a better version of the SSB. 36) Skynard: It’s just a matter of time till somebody yells ‘Freebird.’ 37) Zippo: America’s most trusted. 38) Patriotic knife: for cutting the cheese. 39) Patron: Salt and limes are for the weak hearted. 

It’s that time of year again. Red, White, and Blue don the streets of the United States as summer is in full swing. From Seattle to Savannah and Anchorage to Atlantic City, American citizens celebrate their freedom with a brilliant display of fireworks, and a whole lot more. We have painstakingly put together a list of what we think are some cool items to compliment your Independence Day celebration. Whether with family, old friends, or new ones, we hope you have a wonderful 4th of July, Independence Day party. 

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And here’s the description:

1) USA Olympic Team baseball 2) Rawlings: let’s play catch. 3) Predator Drone: The most sophisticated firework launcher on the planet. 4) Garrett Metal Detector: There’s a recession, we need to find those gold doubloons! 5) Glock 9mm: Plastic gun, Rubber bullets…steel intentions. 6) Honey Bear Bong: Because honey, like being American, is SWEET! 7) Medicinal Marijuana: It would be awful to see the fireworks sober. 8) US olympic teams go for gold! 9) Headlamp: find your keys in the dark. 10) iPhone case: LOVE. 11) Cohiba Cuban cigars: Cause Fidel’s mostly dead anyway. 12) Bomb Pop practice for Jimmie cap. 13) GoPro: Remember it all in HD. 14) Wonder bread: Not just for feeding ducks. 15) RWB shades: Protecting your eyes from tyranny, UV Rays and flying debris. 16) POW-MIA T-Shirt: Never forgotten. 17) Classic Chevrolet pickup: To get you there. 18. PBR me ASAP: Cuz Hipster chicks are hot. 19) 57 is kinda close to 69. 20)  Johnsonville Brats: Heaven in a bun. 21) Old Glory bikini: Oh say can you see. 22) Red, white and blue Jimmie -  ATTENTION: NOT bomb pop. To be used for fireworks after the fireworks. 23) Men’s USA Flag swimwear. 24) Yellow Lab, cuz he’s just so cute and is not afraid of loud bangs. 25) Sparklers: Kids ARE pyromaniacs and love the bright lights. 26) Kingsford Charcoal: The only briquette. 27) Kingsford Lighter Fluid: Whoosh! 28) Weber Grill: MADE IN THE USA - Say no more. 29) Igloo: No global warming. 30) Ice-cold watermelon: seed spitting contest anyone? 31) John Varvatos Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars. 32)  Mortar fireworks: Direct from China for Independence Day. 33) USA Flag Beach towel: perfect for… 34) Jawbone JAMBOX: For added beats. 35)  Jimi: You can’t find a better version of the SSB. 36) Skynard: It’s just a matter of time till somebody yells ‘Freebird.’ 37) Zippo: America’s most trusted. 38) Patriotic knife: for cutting the cheese. 39) Patron: Salt and limes are for the weak hearted. 

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