It’s like all the active members of reddit.com put together a catalog. 

www.thisiswhyimbroke.com is a marketplace for all things awesomely geeky and too good to be true. Flipping through the items of 8-bit nostalgia is back-and-forth of shudders at how many 30-year-old virgins there must be on the planet and a wilting jealously at the realization this is where the real life Richie Rich goes shopping for birthday gifts. 

Are you too cool for the Mellenium Falcon bed? Thought so. How about a flying hovercraft, Water Jet Pack, or Dolphin Speed Boat that submerges and then launches itself into the air? The mutant child of a polar bear and Marc Jacobs isn’t too cool for that.